Gobbletits

An arousement by seeing a certain type of tree frog

Damn, look Sam has gobbletits!

by Sean Goering August 12, 2022

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022

gobbledydook

like "gobbledygook" but eating shit.

Man 1 "man this girl let me do some gobbledydook on her and it was crazy, dude!"

Man 2 "fuck that shit man that is gross asf bro"

Man 1 "fuck you jigga at least i got that good gobbledydook."

by il nut eggs out February 27, 2023

Gobbler

A term used in the logistics/brokering field referring to people over the phone who are unclear in their speech. Typically leaning more towards people of Indian Asian descent due to their accents but a gobbler can be anyone from any descent.

Is also not a trustworthy person. Most gobblers are trying to scam or screw you over in some capacity.

*on the phone* "Hey, how are you today sir?"

"uhhhhh, you have road for today?! *car window open* *baby screaming* *loud unidentified sound*

"Yea, sorry man. I can't work with gobblers" *Hangs up the phone*

by Slayer of Gobs September 20, 2023

Gobbleslobber

one who sloppily gobbles on a female's or male's parts.

Fuck you, you gobbleslobber

by NottaGobbleslobber October 4, 2023

Gobbledygook

Gobbledygook is a term for language or writing that is utterly confusing and unintelligible. It's like a linguistic maze where words and jargon tangle themselves into a web of confusion, leaving you scratching your head and wondering what on earth is being said. It's as if someone decided to throw a dictionary into a blender and pour out the result.

Usage Example 1: "The contract was filled with so much gobbledygook that even seasoned lawyers couldn't decipher it."

Usage Example 2: "During the lecture on quantum physics, I felt like I was drowning in a sea of gobbledygook, with words like 'quantum entanglement' and 'wave-particle duality' flying over my head."

by dgassadf October 11, 2023

clam gobbler

Another term for a lesbian.

That chick isn't into dudes...she's a clam gobbler.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010