apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.

Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

smash my grapes

A word used to mean to have sex. Referring to balls.

" Come to my house and smash my grapes."

by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

Mclean Sunscreen On Grapes

When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.

Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes

Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes

by ClarissaKelly May 24, 2018

Jack dylan Grazer

The definition of an Angel

Person 1 : did you see jack dylan grazer ?
Person 2 : Who ? That sex god over there ?

by Romey Grazer October 22, 2020

Jack Dylan grazer

The most adorable curly haired person in the world

Charles: omg it’s jack Dylan grazer!!
Willow: the cutest curly haired boy ever omggg!!

by Jackdylangrazerlover January 21, 2021

Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.

Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!

by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009