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acting the goat

Acting daft, silly. Messing about.
by Wevvles January 13, 2017
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hacker's goat

When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.
Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.
by Space_ December 24, 2018
mugGet the hacker's goatmug.

goat pee

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.
"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"
by Evan H. August 24, 2006
mugGet the goat peemug.

goat blower

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
mugGet the goat blowermug.

Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks
Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard
by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009
mugGet the Goat Bastardmug.

Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.
'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'
by Matgra October 3, 2010
mugGet the Goat's hoofmug.

Goat Rapist

Someone who pleasures himself, and rapes, goats. Typically a blonde male from sweden, they have been known to shove an entire foot up a goats ass.
Stephen is such a goat rapist.

HEY! Dont be a goat rapist!
by iamalex March 31, 2009
mugGet the Goat Rapistmug.

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