Frapshank

It means something isn't very good whether it is an item or a situation.

Greggs are out of sausage rolls, thats fukin frapshank that

Did you see black Adam? It was fukin frapshank

No Guiness on draught? thats frapshank that

by Neldogg January 28, 2025

Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009

fapshit

An enhanced form of fap, fapshit is a verb to be used when confronting circumstances which are extreme bonerproducers, and require said boners to be taken care of via fapping. Used in a manner similar to "ape shit".

Oh my god, dude, that chick's making me go fapshit.
That hair makes people go fapshit.

by Mynoduesp23 June 1, 2010

Flapsize

A play on the word "cap-size", to flapsize a woman, is to prevent her from advancing with a man. It is the female equivalent to "cock-block"

Why don't you go over there and flapsize your sister by threatening that guy she has a crush on!

by VisexXEvans April 20, 2010

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

Fnapsy

A fancy nap.

Channing: What's a fnapsy, you ask?

Sabrina: Why, a fancy nap, of course!

Channing: I see.

by sabiswags May 15, 2014

Fapstep

making beats by fapping

*Friend walks in on me*

"dude you're getting your fapstep on!"

by ElectraKnight April 17, 2014