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slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.
Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.
fapster by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005

Fratsterbater 

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.
We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.
Fratsterbater by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

flapster 

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.
Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.
flapster by shesmymother July 25, 2009
The unholy union of Frat Guy + Hipster. A meathead in a dork's clothing- a phenomenon that is unfortunately growing all the more common as "underground" fashions push their way to the surface and into the mainstream.
I laughed for days when I saw a fripster run a stoplight get hit by car while riding his new fixed gear. Maybe he'll put a brake on it when he gets out of the hospital.
Fripster by Bobby Salsa November 3, 2008

fapsterbate 

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.
fapsterbate by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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