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faile

(slang) describes a failure so bad that the pupil cannot be helped
Jenny: " It takes 27 months to have triplets "
Ben: "You are a faile"
by Jumogu September 28, 2015
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false entertainment

The act of falsely entertaining someone at a promised/ guaranteed time and place.
I paid $5,000 to go to the super bowl, but the games was cancelled because the other team forfeited the game and never showed up. If I don't get a refund, I'm suing them for false entertainment!
by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017
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deposed falsely

telling a lie , bearing false witness , lying under oath
You deposed falsely that you get money lying on floor.
by kkagarwallove August 15, 2008
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false advertising

when someone or something can be misleading in a certain situation
Moms pulls into McDonald's

Girl: Hey mom are we goin to eat here?

Mom: No I gotta use the bathroom

Girl: False advertising
by Boredingplainjane July 30, 2010
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False Start

to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend when one of the two wanted to stay abstinent until married (one can be abstinent because of religious reasons)
Person 1: "Why are you upset? Did something go wrong with Jenny?"

Person 2: "Yeah I committed a False Start when my parents wanted me to wait. I'm so screwed."
by Bag Em' and Swag Em' November 30, 2011
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failson

A derogative term coined by chapo trap house fans and leftist twitter users, often referring to a young man from a successful family who is currently perceived as a "failure" compared to his predecessor.

The use of "failson" is one of the hallmark projections thrown out by insecure numales online, and typically stems from their own failed relationships with their fathers / families. Many leftist internet users have tried to suppress the deep sense of shame they feel stemming from how much they've disappointed their fathers in life. As a result, many can't help but accuse other people, who still have a relationship with their family, as being a failure in the same way they are. The typical "failson" has wealthy parents and a good relationship with his family, which causes a deep, seething jealousy in those who struggle financially and failed to maintain a relationship with their parents. It is an insult used as a way cope with the fact they have no support from their family or their parents. The truth is many "failsons" go on to succeed in life, have families and careers, while the individuals calling people "failsons" post about the benefits of socialism on social media while living in poverty.

Calling someone a failson is a way of saying "I wish I had what he had". Not only wanting for the affluence and wealth that comes from having successful parents, but for a deep desire to have a good relationship with mom and dad.
*Guy and his dad fishing*

nintendo switch guy with a patchy beard: what a pathetic failson. He needs his daddy! what a baby! *cries inside*
by Candleass123 August 6, 2023
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False equivalence

Used when a liberal has absolutely no comeback for your undeniable facts and comparisons. Employed when they have no rebuttal and completely run out of feelings.
Well thats just false equivalence. Explain to me how it is. It just is so your facts are now rendered useless to me
by Qrut September 17, 2020
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