Definitions by Peachez-757-23336

astronaut cock 

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

astronaut cock by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

false entertainment 

The act of falsely entertaining someone at a promised/ guaranteed time and place.

I paid $5,000 to go to the super bowl, but the games was cancelled because the other team forfeited the game and never showed up. If I don't get a refund, I'm suing them for false entertainment!

false entertainment by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017