Depression of Emos

The collective term to describe a group of Emo youths gathered together.

Hey, that is a well behaved, although oddly subdued group of youths over there.

Yeh, its cool, just a depression of Emos hangin'.

by Adam VW March 16, 2008

Post Party Depression

In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.

Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.

by Katezor! October 19, 2008

Depression

Results from shift in brain chemistry that influence mood, thoughts, sex drive, sleep, appetite and energy levels.

My wife's depression is really interfering with our marriage, I just want to rip out the depression from inside of her, shake it and scream "LEAVE HER ALONE!"

by Thicklilmiss October 30, 2016

Depression Porn

Books, TV shows, Art and other things that showcase miserable people for the sake of making you feel better. Although you generally feel like shit while watching it, the end result is a feeling of slight elation at the knowledge of having a better life. It can also refer to content that is simply depressing for the sake of being so.

Neon Genesis Evangelion is total depression porn. All of the characters are unhappy and treated like shit

by GayMemeLord October 19, 2017

Fake depression

A person who has fake depression would show these types of signs, seeks attention, complains about life when it's perfect, listens to sad emo rappers, posts black and white stories with the caption "I hate my life" or "I can't do this anymore". These are some the most popular signs. Often seen in teenagers who can't handle being alone.

Look at Harry's story he's definitely got fake depression.

by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019

PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)

Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.

by Ian’s mom August 14, 2018

YouTube digression

This is what happens when you watch a video on YouTube, watch a suggested video shown at the far right edge of the screen, and another, and another until you end up at a video that is completely different from what you originally watched.

I want to see some Pokemon game glitches. I'll check YouTube. (One hour passes) Why am I listening to "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"? YouTube digression, I guess.

by Nikki Delfino September 26, 2011