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Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 16, 2017
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Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.
Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.
by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018
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crapperson

your such a crapperson
by Hunter The Pegasus February 19, 2018
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crapisode

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.
I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.
by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018
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Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"
by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018
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crappen

A gigantic crap the size of Mars
I just took the crappen
by Oxford143 November 16, 2018
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Crapples

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!
by RussianHat February 6, 2019
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