Irish coma

Alcohol-induced sleep

Mike drank so much last night he put himself into a Irish coma.

by anonymous May 21, 2023

comix

The urban slang version of the plural "comics". Something that idiots use when they want to sound 'hip' and 'cool'

See? Right there on the syllabus, Maus, and Maus II are 'comix'

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

comar

Comar is person attracts the attention of women. Comar is someone who’s very careful of his surroundings, who looks at the things like nobody else, he can see through a person. And is a very tough and non quitter

WOW, there’s comar, he is so Hot

by C1-Kurdd sc November 6, 2019

coma-toast

what happens when you smoke too much good weed.

"ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast

by the real max power February 9, 2010

Comatoast

A sudden disturbance of sensory function, equilibrium, or mental faculties usually caused by reaction to something achieved (or escaped) by a narrow margin.

Me and my buddy were on our way home on a country road after a long day's work. Suddenly, just after the turn-off, out jumped a doe (deer) in front of us. I was already in a coma from work -- after hitting the deer, and narrowly avoiding a serious car accident, I now was totally comatoast.

by Littlemanl January 10, 2012

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

Futon Coma

The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.

Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.

by jd4_7 November 24, 2011