Reverse Blumpkin

You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.

Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.

by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009

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Blumpkin pie

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.

I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie

by AChan March 24, 2007

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Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

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Double Blumpkin

While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.

Erin and Aspen give a KILLER double blumpkin!

by Bigolfattiedoubleblumpkin January 2, 2009

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Flaming Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin from a lava twat.

Yo bro, i gotta nice flaming blumpkin from dat ginger over there.

by jaytangmacdaddy August 10, 2010

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The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"

That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her

by The angry southerner November 24, 2010

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