Urban Dictionary: Upper Blumpkin

Top definition

The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.

Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin

by dupajuda October 15, 2009

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by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.

It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.

by szkud September 28, 2013

while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin

i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome

by its me A.G. June 18, 2010

I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.

by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020