Asalle

Farsi for the word "honey."

Asalle's are beautiful, funny, intelligent, caring, and ambitious. Asalle's tend to have rocking bodies, gorgeous eyes, amazing hair, and are otherwise sexy as hell. You will know you have met an Asalle if she only grows more beautiful as you get to know her.

You: I had an amazing conversation with this woman last night at my friend's party. She is a total Asalle.
Me: Finding an Asalle is rare, dude. You better make plans with that lady ASAP!

by ThisIsMyCuteName October 18, 2017

Puke-asaurus rex

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.

"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."

by Wwhitn January 22, 2008

Asante

The Ashanti.... (also Asante) are a major ethnic group from Africa who speak a dialect of Akan. Prior to European colonization, the Ashanti Confederacy/Kingdom was a major state, particularly during the period from 1570 to 1900. Ashanti wealth was based on the region's substantial deposits of gold. These luscious gold deposits led to many people who started metal-working. From these gold deposits came a golden stool. The stool was sacred, so that no one could sit, touch, or even get within a few of it: the Stool was a religious item. An attempt by British Gold Coast governor Frederick Hodgson in 1900 to take the Golden Stool led to an uprising by the Ashanti. There were eleven major wars in this conflict. The Ashanti won ALL of them, except the last. In these wars, Ashanti generals stopped the inland encroachment of the British. It took the British nearly a century of fighting with the Ashanti before they gained total control of the region. The territory occupied by the Kingdom of Ashanti is now part of what is now known as Ghana...

To be born Ashanti (Asante), is to be ordained to bring into the world all that is best in the human race.

by reaLest February 15, 2006

asalt

To assault somebody by throwing salt at them.

Jim asalted Bobby with pretzel salt.

by Webby September 26, 2005

broke as a haint

When an individual has no money to purchase something or to pay a debt.

I would have bought everyone dinner, but I was broke as a haint.

by des_per_a_do November 29, 2010

About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

by xterrorx November 30, 2004

Carnage Asada

Punk band from Los Angeles 1994-present. Features George Murillo "the Mexican Lou Reed" on vocals. Guitar players have included Tony Fate and Dez Cadena. Famous in L.A. for songs such as Mexican Tar, Sunday Driveby Afternoon, and Drinking the Devils Blood.

Jimmy: Did you see Carnage Asada at the Blvd Cafe in Boyle Heights.

Jaime: Yeah, and there was a lady selling Carne Asada Tacos outside.

by OG Juan Canolli March 20, 2010