Wanktalk

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.

Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.

by SuperWank December 16, 2008

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.

"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Willy Wonka Special

It is a Sex move whereby one is analy f**ked and then given a blow-job.

(What makes it special is after anal sex and oral sex one gets to ejaculate on the face or in the mouth of the person giving the oral sex)

Jill : Are you getting laid tonight?
Jack : Yes bro, I'm getting the willy wonka special

by Fredey kruger August 19, 2017

wonki

Another term for sexy, hot, or baller. A compliment specifically toward asians, preferably Koreans, Filipino or Japanese.

wonki - pronounced wonki (wonkee)

origin - Albany District

Damn that new asian kid is wonki.

by James112 January 20, 2011

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

wankticipation

The feeling felt by one about to be relieved with a five-knuckle-shuffle

Jack felt the immense feeling of wankticipation building up inside him as Jill slowly undid his fly.

by PixE January 3, 2006