the incorrect spelling of winner.
by Pinguinthehouse February 19, 2022
Get the Winer mug.when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.
I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.
by Merterer December 5, 2012
Get the one wiper mug.A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.
My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.
by wordman55 September 3, 2013
Get the on faith no wiper mug.a brand of rolling papers, most commonly associated with use in marijuana joints rather than hand-rolled cigarettes
by flyinbrownie June 1, 2006
Get the e-z wider mug.Army wives who don't cheat or lie or steal their husbands money while they are deployed. They are also the coolest, sweetest, strongest group of women you'll ever meet. And if you mess with their soldier they'll kick your ass!
"Damn those girls are such hooah wives"
girl #1 "Well while my soldier is away i can play"
girl #2 "You're so not a hooah wife."
girl #1 "Well while my soldier is away i can play"
girl #2 "You're so not a hooah wife."
by Freaky Frydae September 29, 2008
Get the Hooah Wives mug.The number of wipes to rid ones ass after a nasty shit. Usually follows the day after consuming large amounts of beer (also know as beer shits).
1. I ate some Taco Bell last night and it gave me a 10 wiper.
2. What took you so long in the bathroom?
I just had a 10 wiper
2. What took you so long in the bathroom?
I just had a 10 wiper
by DB in MO October 19, 2008
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