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weaver grip

a tight, usually humiliating grasp or hug. if a female, the weaver gripper will pick you up under the arms. if a male, the weaver gripper will slap your balls relentlessly.
dude 1: check out that weaver grip Fred is pulling on Jade.
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!
by francis doodey July 15, 2006
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weave-n-sleeve

1. The technique where one weaves the headphone wire of an ipod into their sleeve so as to lean on their hand and listen to music covertly
2. To employ the technique of weaving an ipod headphone into ones sleeve in order to listen to music secretly
That speaker was so boring at school I just weave-n-sleeved and rocked to basshunter the whole presentation.
by Leah Beah February 22, 2009
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weave litter

parts of a weave dropped on the ground amongst all the other urban litter
Alice exclaimed, "Those beatches got in a bitch fight last night and left weave litter!"
by katieflowers May 5, 2011
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weavered

When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.
Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jon applied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday
by Screech161616 December 17, 2011
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weaveairlines

weaveairlines is a CupcakKe Remix YouTube channel recognized by Papi Ranvision (Dj Pyromania) for its well-known aggressive remixes and wig snatching autotuned vocals. Sam Smack's "How Do You Slurp?" has made the audiences shook throughout the universe and made Sam Smith questioned the reality, or most probably lost his gender. Hearing these CupcakKe Remixes will cause your wig to mysteriously levitate and vanish into the thin air.
Lana Del Rey was reported quitting her social media due to the "Herhoein" remox made by weaveairlines. She was found dead and scalped in the Mermaid Motel - Varietity, 2021

Sam Smith announced a break-up with with his gay friend, as well as his own genital, and now working as a penniless drag whore, waiting to get his buttocks smacked - The New Whore Times, 2021
by Nicki's shaved pvbes March 26, 2022
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one-eyed dick-weave

Panicky movement around unfamiliar genitalia when one's contact lens speeds away through a trough-flow
Witnessed at a gig in North London. There were perhaps eight guys pissing and others waiting behind them. Semi-blind, my friend unexpectedly became intimate with the majority of them. He didn't so much weave as wave his arms about very oddly - and any touch of his did not receive affection.

Fortunately, after all the unintentional cock-play, he found what he had really been looking for. What had bounced out so spectacularly was now resting dimly by the drain. His hands went in without a moment's thought as I waited for the punters to turn really nasty. After all, they weren't exactly in town that night for some weird vogueing below their bollocks.

But all the dark stares were replaced by total disbelief when my friend put the lens back in unwashed. And then there was his tour-de-force - a sudden skid at the exit and a lightning reaction that just stopped him from landing tits upwards. I scarpered. I can't even remember what band was playing that night and, even in nightmares, I find it hard to see them.

But I guess that I generally think of them as bathed in yellow and in my mind they have black eyes for some reason. There is a lot of jerky movement and much falling about in the confusion - and, well, what could all that be I have to wonder? Fuck me, I think they are doing a one-eyed dick-weave dance - let me out of here at this point - let me out. Of course, we used to go to a lot of gigs then but since my illness I've not got out very often.
by My brothers wedding July 29, 2006
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That's so Weaver!

Another term for something that is gay.
Joe: I just ordered you a gingerbread latte with chocolate sprinkles.
Jack: That's so Weaver!
Joe: But it tastes so good!
by Toonteen January 18, 2012
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