Victory Wank

The Urge or need to masturbate do to heightened mood after a successful, but probably worthless event.

This term can also be combined with the infamous suicide wank for maximum experience.

Before scrubbing the floor with socks, I had finished a term paper for a class I'll probably fail. After, I enjoyed a little victory wank.

by Chronic20000k November 1, 2012

Victor Wanyama

A fucking tank African warrior who plays as a defensive midfielder for Tottenham Hotspur.

Look at victor wanyama getting a red card!

by Asda carpark August 25, 2017

Victory Slap

The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.

“Hey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?”
“Yea, her face is still red.”

by Biggucciskeet March 30, 2019

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy

Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy otherwise known as MVPA is the most duttiest school in the 9. The teachers breath bang like coffee and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get spat on when they’re screaming down your ear hole.

“Rah you go Mossbourne Victoria park academy , I heard you’re not allowed a skin fade there”
“Yea , we have to walk around looking like we have mops on our heads”

by urmumsagaydonkey January 2, 2020

nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe

A statement used by ePic gAmers, when they squash a nooby.

nooby: *deaths*
epicgamer21: nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe
epicgamer21: *default dances*

by epicgamer21 November 16, 2018

the victim box

Slang for the commonly experienced state of mind where life has been a series of victimizations which have come to contain and define someone.

He had been existing inside of the victim box for so long, struggling to exit the toxic narrative and redefine himself against all of the warm and fuzzy sympathies which at some point in his growth, had become almost entirely repugnant.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019

kriss vector

a USA SMG that has a extremely fast rate of fire (1200 RPM) and good recoil. it chambers 9x19mm, .40 S&W and .45 ACP rounds.

before they could raise their guns, the kriss vector has already killed them.

by patcat November 5, 2019