When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!
by Shane Hassett January 05, 2008
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When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"
by darwin (herolevi) November 19, 2019
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Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
by Renato1 July 11, 2015
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A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!
by DopeDoge May 13, 2020
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The act of doing a shot of limoncello, immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James, do you fancy a Suicide Wank Chop (#SWC)?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
by Renato1 July 22, 2015
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