varndean

Varndean is the best school in brighton, no the world

mum:hey do u want to go to stringer
son/daughter no way stringer school is shit i want to go to varndean

by : April 19, 2005

Fountains of Varnoth

Place where people who are cheesing their balls off can swim with the Itty-Titty Fairies of Mammary mountain.

Gerald Broflovski and Kenny McCormick were both seen getting high on cat urine which is referring to as "cheesing" in the South Park episode Major Boobage. While in their "cheesed" state they would enter a world heavily influenced by the 1981 film Heavy Metal where they would set out to claim the boob princess and lather her rockin tits in water. They would do battle in a variety of arenas such as the Breastriary, and get to swim in the Fountains of Varnoth, none of which were real since they were just cheesed out of their minds.

by Papi Chulo Judan July 28, 2011

Varnit

One who is considered attractive in the eyes of the opposite sex; stunning

Whoa! He's such a varnit!

by Jalopeno June 21, 2003

Varnith

The Bestest Awesomest Base huduga .

Varnith is one sike base huduga. The best there is , the best there was , the best there ever will be.

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Coffin varnish

Alcohol, especially moonshine

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.

by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020

coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.

I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

by rumpuskat July 30, 2009

varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel

Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!

by slickeel October 22, 2011