Psychological affliction that will cause the majority of women or 'vajority', and also their significant others to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2008.
Not to be confused with Vajinority, the affliction that will cause consevative Christian women to vote the same as their husbands, due to lack of common sense or real world experience.
Not to be confused with Vajinority, the affliction that will cause consevative Christian women to vote the same as their husbands, due to lack of common sense or real world experience.
Someones should open a free clinic for those college hippies -- I can smell a bad case of vaginitis coming on.
(declaration) '{I}Can't believe they voted for the pig lady with the big kankles!' (reply) 'Well what did you expect? The vaginitis got 'em. It's been going 'round. Used to be they'd just zone out of Lifetime and squirt some blood, and it'd all be over, but it's mutated, it seems.'
It is suspected that terrorists have been poisoning our water with concentrated strains of vaginitis for the past four years, resulting in a fevered liberal pitch and a mania revolving around voting for a woman just for the sake of voting for a woman.
(declaration) '{I}Can't believe they voted for the pig lady with the big kankles!' (reply) 'Well what did you expect? The vaginitis got 'em. It's been going 'round. Used to be they'd just zone out of Lifetime and squirt some blood, and it'd all be over, but it's mutated, it seems.'
It is suspected that terrorists have been poisoning our water with concentrated strains of vaginitis for the past four years, resulting in a fevered liberal pitch and a mania revolving around voting for a woman just for the sake of voting for a woman.
by Stupid Fucking Whiteman January 13, 2008
Get the Vaginitis mug.A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.
"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"
"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."
"Ew, gross! Why?"
"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."
"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."
"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."
"Ew, gross! Why?"
"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."
"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."
by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012
Get the Cockus Vaginitus mug.an inflammation of the vagina. I don't know what inflammation means so I'll just assume that it means on fire.
by kwang June 8, 2003
Get the Vaginitis mug.Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Smith, you appear to be suffering from Non-Specific Vaginitis.
Mrs. Smith: Could you please be more specific?
Doctor: I'm afraid I cannot. Have a nice day.
Mrs. Smith: Could you please be more specific?
Doctor: I'm afraid I cannot. Have a nice day.
by 1195_biatch June 10, 2009
Get the Non-Specific Vaginitis mug.an inflamation or irritation of the vagina, including a thick white vaginal discharge and or rash on the vulva or opening of the vagina.
by STD Project April 1, 2003
Get the Vaginitis mug.the act of losing your v-card. doing IT. complete penial penetration. the horizontal mamba. when your grandma says 'it that what you kids are calling it these days'. a.k.a your virginity.
s says: m are you kidding me?! you lost your valinity???!!
m says: who hasn't these days?
s says: whore.
m says: who hasn't these days?
s says: whore.
by hottalias. August 2, 2011
Get the valinity mug."God damn, Ricky! Ya'll be schrimdela-bimbo in tha hizzle, all stumbly bumbly and what not... it just aint got no valinity to it. Ya must be dumber than a god damn box of rocks, man. Fuckin' A, man!"
by SharkBoy11 January 2, 2009
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