Twilight New GOON

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).

Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.

by KayFizzle November 21, 2009

Twilight

A series about vampires that is guarenteed to make you 25% dumber each time you read it.

Twilight raped my brain.

by bagbird January 9, 2009

Twilight

A Young Adult Fiction book/series with vampire thrown in for the hell of it. Is commonly (and wrongly) mistaken for a fantasy book when it is clearly not. Many teenage and (sadly) child girls have become sucked into the fad that it Twilight and they have no idea what a real vampire is because the vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sun instead of burning and they do not have fangs.

Also, the main girl cannot think for herself

Fangirl: OMG!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!! IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!!!!!! I WANT AN EDWARD!!!!!
Normal, non-obsessed girl/(more likeley)boy: Uhuh, riiiight

by ActDanceSing February 22, 2010

Twilight Fan

A person who reads and/or is obsessed with the popular series, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Usally decides to be on either Team Edward, Team Jacob, both, or neither. Really obsessed and rereads the books over and over again trying to get every little part out of it. May also go on stepheniemeyer.com to read parts that were edited out or preveiws.

Ashley: Hi Alicia! Have you read the first chapter of Midnight Sun on Stephenies Meyer's website?

Alicia: Pfft! Of course i have, im a true Twilight Fan, Team Edward Forever!! I've read the books like 59783787458738728 times!

by Ashley M. T. August 4, 2008

Twilight Years

The last years of a person's life. Someone in their twilight years is often elderly.

"My grandma became incredibly mean in her twilight years"

by Hello My Darling September 1, 2011

twilight princess

The latest installment to The Legend of Zelda game series which was created by Nintendo's own Shigeru Miyamoto during the late 80's. The official release date for it on gamecube is December 12, 2006 while for Wii, it's November 19.

Hopefully, the game will be better than its predecessors. It sure looks like it will be, though.

Dude! I can't WAIT for Twilight Princess to come out! I HAVE to be the first to play it!

by The_Orthodox October 25, 2006

Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.

Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.

by The Secks July 19, 2010