Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.

Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!

by Cubby460 May 24, 2013

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Toiletsmith

A gentleman who makes a living giving out sprays of eau de toilette in the gents toilets.

He was a proud toiletsmith. Like his father before him.

by Napoledan September 2, 2018

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Donner trail

When wasted, the route one must take to find the nearest kebab shop

Where’s Mike?

He’s gone off on the Donner trail

by RussRusss November 25, 2019

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pee on the side of the toilet

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.

You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.

by AC7F February 8, 2012

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trailer park pretty

A woman that is only attractive within the context of a trailer park.

She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.

Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

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A psychological disorder, mainly in children, caused by an addiction to the "Skibidi Toilet" trend, a very cringy one. It only really harms psychological development, as seen in people who have been able to share whats happening with their siblings.

"bro my brother wont stop going inside this trash can and singing some dead meme song what is happening"
"he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome from what im guessing"

by bolivari September 3, 2023

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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

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