douche freight train

A person or group who exceeds the limits of being a douche canoe

Grady, you are a douche freight train

by sid_ August 24, 2017

All you had to do is follow the damn train CJ

A quote from a hard mission in GTA: San Andreas

*somone fails at slapping someone in the face* "all you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
"Lol"

by Thedank0r October 13, 2016

Scam train

(twitch slang) a play on "hype train" a future that gives people rewards for subscribing, giving bits, and giving gifts to a channel en mass. It is often called scam train because the rewards are terrible and it just tries to add extra incentive for subscribing, and hype people up to give money to twitch.

I hate scam trains, they don't even give you anything good but they still get people to sub and give bits for no reason.

by Snake_sixtysix March 25, 2021

Traint

The state of meeting optimal performance measures in order to supersede physically demanding goals.

Meredith was traint for that marathon, while Heather and James were not.

by mhobz May 1, 2018

sissy training

n.

A process of emasculation and feminization used by a sissy school, a Mistress, or a Master to turn a hetero-sexual, -flexible, -romantic masculine male into a nonsexual servant for women and effeminate pussyboy for men.

Common Themes

1. Status: Not a Man
- Inferior & submissive to women & men
- Pronouns she/her or it/its
- Adopt fem name
- Serve women platonically & men sexually

2. Genitalia: clitty and sissy ovaries
- No sexual purpose
- Stay limp
- Never ejaculate
- Only receive sissy diddles
- Lock in pink chastity tube

3. Primary Sexual Organ: sissy-pussy
- Located below clitty
- Sissy g-spot makes sissygasms
- Wear butt plug to be ready for penetration

4. Crossdressing
- Only wear panties
- Shave or wax from neck down
- Dress up with makeup, wigs, & fem clothing

5. Serving Women
- Find Mistress(es) or gal pal(s) to friendzone and help feminize
- Strict prohibition from seeing female nudity
- Only platonic physical contact OR
- Acts of service like a pedicure
- Be her sissymaid

6. Serving Men
- Learn & practice blowjob techniques on dildos
- Eagerly suck any cock & swallow every load
- Offer sissy-pussy if requested
- Be his sissymaid

7. MtF Behavioral Modification
- Adopt fem habits

e.g. crossing legs instead of manspreading
- Switch to fem hobbies
e.g. Watch Lifetime instead of ESPN

Although the guidelines listed above are typical, a sissy training regimen is often tailored based on the sissy and the trainer's preferences.

After completing sissy training, the sissy formerly known as Mike celebrated by changing its name to sissy michelle.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 4, 2021

Management Trainee

A taxi driving, car washing, over worked, under paid person in their mid twenties wasting their college degree on learning to take it up the poop shoot from bitchy customers who can't fathem paying for a rental car.

I have a degree in animal biology. Yet, I'm a Management Trainee. Spending my days washing cars in a suit and tie in 90 degree weather for a whopping 10.46 per hour.

by eracer March 27, 2009

Meat Train

Another synonym for the human penis.

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!

by Skipper O'Donnehue July 6, 2005