The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse
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Get the drive by tooting mug.When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.
"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"
by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013
Get the Toading mug.When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.
by Chris13 February 6, 2008
Get the Toasting my noodle mug.(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
by Ryan Storm October 23, 2006
Get the Toasting mug.Used as an expression. It could be anything. Noun, Verb, any shit you like..It describes everything.
Tonting!!!! Tonting!!!! Toooooontiiiiiing!!!
by PatchdaBiatch September 16, 2005
Get the Tonting mug.In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.
If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.
by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 26, 2007
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