shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.

Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.

by The real Joe February 04, 2016

Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014

timber tiger

a Northeastern American slang commonly used to describe a chipmunk.

Hey look bro, that timber tiger's going crazy with my nuts.

by DubbleDeesNuts August 12, 2009

timber bell

A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.

{ding! ding! ding!} Hey, somebody just rang the timber bell! Free drinks on the way!!!

by Telephony May 19, 2021

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 08, 2006

shivering timbers

The shaking of a girl's legs when she's having an orgasm.

I'm so good I'm going to give you so many shivering timbers.

by jojijameson December 04, 2017