A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
by God, aka David February 11, 2009
David is the guy who you can always trust with anything. Within a minute of nearing him you feel like you an share the world with him. He has the most beautiful eyes and smile and always knows how to cheer you up. He loves you with all he has and won't let go. Keep David. Don't let go of this one. He's special
by Hey handsome June 11, 2017
David is the funniest out of the group of your friends. But he’s also one of the cutest.-. He caring for others and is protective over people. You can always trust a David in your life. He’s responsible for his life and actions. So he will have a very successful life
by Hehe3000platano July 03, 2019
very sexy and hot and more sexy and intelligent smart..and heapsmoresexy.
people who thinks he's not generally are jealous
people who thinks he's not generally are jealous
by girl_^ January 10, 2008
A David is usually a tall, sexually attractive, good looking guy. The term, "tall, dark, and handsome" may come to mind when a David is mentioned. A David is normally charming and witty, and has amazing hair. Generally, Davids can carry out long-term relationships, because they are often regarded as "hopeless romantics." Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option. Davids are lovely creatures.
by mynameistommy December 15, 2009
A guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants. Though many girls flock to him, one of his favorite choices would be Alex, Ally, or any variation of the name Alexandra.
by Carlton1 May 05, 2009
Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girls
David
by sexGod12321233 January 10, 2010