From The Dining Table

Hypocrite people say this song is for losers and sobber. But, at midnight they're crying at the edge of their bed listening to this song.

Jack cried last night after listened 'From The Dining Table'
From The Dining Table represent her sobber life

by lol ,i'm sad rn. November 26, 2019

crafting table

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.

Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not

by Djbobhut February 25, 2020

milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.

I just bought my husband a milking table!

by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015

Get on the crafting table

Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table

Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha

by Pastellyle July 1, 2020

Tablespoon Titties

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Tabea

A Tabea is a usually blonde girl from German descent. She is very fun to be around if she likes you, but if she doesn't she will pay no attention to you whatsoever. She can come across as cold or unfriendly, but when you get to know her better she will be the best thing that ever happened to you. A Tabea has a very unique mind, a great personality and she is very caring, but she will rarely ever let people get close to her. Her mesmerising eyes, contagious smile and sexy figure are just the icing of the cake. She's one of the biggest party people you will ever meet and a secret battery head, but she doesn't show it. When drunk, Tabeas declare their love to each and every person around and dance with no shame.

"You see that confident girl over there?"
"I bet she's a Tabea"

by dragon5920 January 16, 2020