strudel fart

An expulsion of vaginal gas also known as a 'queef'.

function: intransitive verb, or noun.

It sounded like ass gas, but I think she strudel farted.

by FapMaster500 October 28, 2008

Strudelkopf

German word, literally meaning cake head. Used as an insult to call someone an idiot.

You're such a Strudelkopf!!

by fergusson September 15, 2006

East Stroudsburg North

Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.

"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.

"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."

by Student1 December 11, 2007

Strusan Susan

A Strusan Susan is someone who commonly whores him or herself out to random civilians. Strusan Susans can often be found hiding in dark places, or in the kitchen, baking up a sweet batch of chocolate-y goodness.

"That Strusan Susan was getting a little too friendly with those freshmen."
"At least she makes good brownies."

by the other q November 22, 2011

toaster strudel bukake

The saving of all icing packets in a toaster strudel box for exclusive use on one pastry.

"Aren't you going to put some icing on your toaster strudel?"
"No, I don't have anymore icing, I gave my girlfriend a toaster strudel bukake last night."

by jizzyjack October 12, 2014

Stroudsburg

stroudsburg was mainly a town where there was woods everywhere and it looked so nice with all the trees,but suddenly over the past 5 years..its turned into a nightmare with all these new yorkers coming thinkin they're the shit..meaning they have to cut down the trees and make more buildings and houses and a bunch of crap that no one needs. and don't even get me STARTED on how many furniture stores we have. you go past a furniture store and you dont see a single car in the parking lot. there was also NEVER a problem with gangs and all that crap, but now, my baby sister sees a gangfight while we're driving passed the raymore and flannigan furniture store. what has stroudsburg turned into? a mini new york.
stroudsburg sucks, but it grows on you and you gotta love it, especially if you've lived here most of your life.
lets just blame the new yorkers!

stroudsburg resident: damn..how many furniture stores are they gunna make around here?
other stroudsburg resident:gee..i dont know man. so far theres about 13 of them.

new yorker: stroudsburg sucks ass.
highschool kid: well then maybe you should go back to new york nigger!

news reporter:the new development has done damage to the creek near by. its foul sewage is ruining everything.
man watching news reporter: sonofa bitch!! you know what it is??! its these god damn new yorkers moving in here!

kid:damn...what the shit happened to all the trees?

other kid: they just made a god damn 9 story school for 2 grades.

by stroudsburg resident August 25, 2006

scruds

Underwear, generally of the male variety.

I was so scared I soiled my scruds.

by Noiz October 21, 2004