spaunchy

People who are of no good status; They walk into a room and everyone immediately thinks " damn, who invited this guy"; lame; not fun; vibe killer

Jade threw a banger at her house and as soon as boring, uninvited Loretta walked in, the spaunchy vibes eminated through the crowd

by UWNTSUMFUK July 21, 2017

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

Spunchies

The somewhat infrequent but intense urge to eat while spun out on various mind altering substances of choice.

Yo, I gotta get a falafel and a lemonade. I've got the spunchies like a mother fucker.

by wnchels November 30, 2009

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003

slunch

n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"

"we're going to go for some slunch."

by al November 10, 2004

splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013

slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009