Slooter McDooter

Essentially, a step above a super slooter. A whorebag who enjoys penis so much and loves being absolutely ravaged in bed that at the end of the night, you could call her "Slooter McDooter" and all she can do is laugh, because even she knows, deep down, how humungous of a cum lover she really is.

After I destroyed Jill in the sack after that party, I let her know she was my little Slooter McDooter and she could do nothing but smile and give me a peck on the cheek.

by OMG He's Croatian! February 18, 2011

Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

ploonter

1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks.
2. a young looking fruit loop

That blonde haired kid is a ploonter.

by bobber006 May 20, 2008

Sclootered

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

by Elfangorax September 22, 2009

Splooptardian

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.

"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"

by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023

Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 2, 2017