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Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky
I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!
by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005
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sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.
We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.
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Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.
Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.
by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011
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spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum
because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine
by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017
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Spermbin

A person (female or male) whom you may casually use for the recreational dumping of your sperm
Jason: Hey man, I got with that Lisa girl last night.
David: Ahh, man who hasn't. She is a real spermbin.
by koosmeister July 29, 2009
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Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.
Julia is my spermicle.
by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011
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Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.
Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.
by Red33mer January 20, 2013
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