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A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.
That brother is a walking hardon.
by scott January 30, 2004
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Having an erect penis when standing up and/or walking/running. The results are usually highly visible and embarrassing. (See pitch a tent.)
Our secretary is so f*cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. She caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. I was so embarrassed.
by Time4SumAksion May 09, 2006
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'A lesbian who is attracted to nearly every woman. If she had a dick, it would constantly be erect'
B: that girl is so hot
W: you said that about the bitch at Jamba Juice

B: so! She was hot too!
W: you're a walking hard-on
by Bwood13 September 03, 2015
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