snore bore

When someone or something is totally boring...that they/it
sends you to sleep...

You heard it all before...seen it all before...tell me something I don't know...otherwise mind if I take a nap ?

Doofus: You sexy...you such a fine looking babe...wanna ride it with a cowboy ?

Chick: Um...two words...*snore bore*...zzzzzz

by katica_kat December 29, 2007

snoreagraph

When on a forum, website or just in general and someone types out something so long winded it puts you to sleep.

"Yo nigga, I was reading your post on the forum, but fell asleep halfway thru that snoreagraph"

by sweet dick keesee September 15, 2009

Rodeo Snore

To clasp a third parties nose shut for greater than eight seconds to prevent extreamly loud snoring

Steve was snoring extreamly loud.

Karl said, "dude, stop that mother fucker from snoring"

John held Steve's nose shut for 8 seconds.

Lands said, "shit man, you have just gave him the rodeo snore"

by Richard13510 March 7, 2008

white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.

Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"

by Mike G.....///.... October 12, 2010

Morning Snorkel

The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.

That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.

by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016

Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.

A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008