simpen

a person who need a knif real bad

that guy simpen look like he needs a knif man

by Simpen needs a knif May 7, 2017

simpenr

a dude with no knif

give that guy simpenr a knif man

by Simpen needs a knif May 7, 2017

Simen

The name of kebabsimon. Everyone except RaggeHog knows why, it has apperaently got something to do with semen, and dating a girls... WTFFFFFF!!!! explain please!!

Simen kicked a football.
Simon got caught , thus he's now Simen?

by nfasfaoösfashifashfaf August 10, 2017

simtona

something that is complete and utterly edgy, the sort of music or clothes ect edgy people listen to/wear

wow that playlist is like super simtona

by thicc motha fucka November 5, 2017

Simen

Simen har 35,8 cm lang penis:)

Simen langkuk

by Sindre123 October 8, 2018

Simen mæland

Addicted to nesespray

Simen mæland

by SNobben33 April 1, 2019

Simen

Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!

Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!

by OneGreatGod69420XD June 25, 2019