Shakesfeare

The raging fear of anything written or relating to William Shakespeare.

Person 1: Did you hear about that test on Romeo and Juliet?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got some major Shakesfeare for that.

by No thank you. May 20, 2011

Shakespeare

That english guy who probably never shaked any pear.

Damn! He's so good at English. He's the 2nd Shakespeare.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Death Shakes

Common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. The only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. To be avoided if possible. May also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.

Person A: "Hm, it seems John has passed out on the carpet"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"

Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"

by Imp_the_shrimp July 9, 2011

porn shakes

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey

i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.

by snarkmcnutball January 31, 2008

the shakes

Uncontrollable shakes caused by alcohol withdrawal. Getting drunk multiple times a day, every day, for many years is necessary to experience this. They start about 24 hours after your last drink, most notably in the hands and feet, and last for about 3 days unless you have a drink.

I ran out of money Bob, I haven't had a drink all day, I feel the shakes coming!

by Verty- October 22, 2015

Shakespeare

An amazing guy whom English teachers love to rape for some reason.

If you think Shakespeare sucks, its time you changed your English teach!

by Facebookeshwaridebi February 9, 2012

william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

by random May 13, 2005