by Antmonk April 28, 2008
Get the Shitdiculous mug.A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.
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n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion
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Get the Shitical Mass mug.The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.
This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.
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My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.
My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.
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