shimmy shammied

When someone is really drunk or incoherent on drugs and they speak to you in slurred speech they are referred to as: "Shimmy Shammied"

"Dude, see that guy puking in the garbage can? He tried to talk to me earlier but he is too shimmy shammied."

by suzanne081804 March 13, 2007

Shimmy Shammy

He pulled a "SHIMMY-SHAMMY" and "QUIT" CAMPAIGNING because China deal Joe knew the *FIX was IN PLACE!

Boy, what a shimmy shammy he just tried to pull over us, would you believe it? Oh, Mary Beth, sorry I forgot you don't know alot of things but a shimmy shammy is illicit activity claims although completely baseless

by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

Shammied

Taking someone else's potato fries using hands which have been used to eat food soaked in a variety of sauces.

Friend A takes Friend Bs fries with a hand full of sauce infecting the remaining plate of fries. "Oh man, just got shammied"

by MrHygiene March 25, 2013

Dirty Shammy

When your partner uses your panties to wipe his cum off of your face than shoves it in your mouth as a ball gag

I knew I liked him when he gave me a dirty shammy

by SPARKY DEEDUBS August 17, 2023

Shammy

It’s when you yell at the butler for answering the door to your visitors angry husband

Did you just pull a shammy?. Yeh that’s what all the racket is bro sorry.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

shammy

McDonalds shamrock shake

Want to go get a shammy ?

by tortilini May 8, 2018

shammied

(adj.) combination of slammed, shwasted, and whammied. description of oneself being very high or very drunk.

brooo im shammied

by livpezz May 6, 2020