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scranton prep school

A school located in Scranton, Pennsylvania, whose entrance exam, though well intended, lacks filters for denying admission to adolescents who lack one or more of the following abilities: (1) the ability to compose a fluid piece of prose whose ideas are appropriately delineated by paragraphs; (2) the ability to use a keyboard; (3) the ability to refrain from writing separate words like "each" and "other" as a compound, even though some demon of syntactical retardation may possess his or her soul; and (4) the ability to ignore trivial social concerns that contribute to foolish teenage angst, pursue wholeheartedly the gift of liberal education that has been bestowed upon him or her, attain a mastery of all subjects, pursue success by whatsoever path he or she may choose, and generally be too content with his or her own life to waste one thought on his or her mildly bothersome classmates of yore.
i went to scranton pREP school but not everyone got along with eachother so i just complained about it on urbandic,tionary everytime we had a snow day and im still upset about it how can i be expected to succeed in a school where there r

different types of ppl and someofthem dont do the work and dont, suffer any of the consequences like ending up at fordham or the u or some school that ,will only perpetuate their mediocrity...o wait
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scranton loco films 

movie company based out of scranton pennsylvania started by 2 cousins in 2004.
scranton loco films by jimmy waters September 11, 2007

Scranton Strangler 

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.
You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.

Scranton Joe

Another term for a pathological and congenial liar.
Adam Schiff is just an average Scranton Joe type of politician

Scranton punch 

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).
Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

Scranton Munting 

A style of munting based on Robert Scranton from red reality in scp 3001

To Scranton munt:- Dig up a decomposing corpse, take it to the most effing dark place with red light. Call up your fellow munt buddies, and gang bang it together, and have all of them elbow slam the corpse's stomach, till the maggots, decaying organs, rotting fluids etc fly into your mouth. These are to be drank by the giver of the act
Hawk-uddin Tuah: Oh my gyatt! What are these skibidi ligmas gooning out here???!!!

Jelq-uddin Gronk: nah, these gigachad rizzlers are out scranton munting

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.