schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Schmellman

Yiddish for a mans Penis

Have had your schmellman trimmed?

You frickin schmellman!

by Jay Pope October 10, 2007

schwillhaused

the superior form of drunkeness. the pinnacle of everything that is booze. derived from schwill , but is clearly better and much more fun to say.

"After finishing the bottle of courvoiser, the ladies were so schwillhaused that an abrupt orgy started."

"So, why did you get arrested last night?

Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"

by Saint Hugo November 28, 2009

schwoll

Being big and muscular. Having a serious dedication to weightlifting.

Bob: Joe sure works out alot.
Jim: Yeah. He's tryin' to get schwoll.

by 20_sided_eric August 3, 2011

Schmell

To smell any part of someone else's anatomy.

"Schmell my finger."

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

schwilla

a slang term used in Chicago to describe a penis. Term has been widely used since 1981.

She know she want some of this schwilla.

by Pucali Raw October 1, 2006

schwillderbeast

A person, usually glutonous, who will take advantage of all that there is to schwill, without the pride of caring what people think.

Yo, that schwillderbeast drank all the free beer.

by Greyegg October 3, 2006