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Schruted

verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)
Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.

Michael: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?

Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.
by phat_tonyca May 7, 2007
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Schrute

To screw something up in a really irreversible way.
"Oh man, I'm so sorry about that sales call. I really schruted it."
by A.B. Bernard October 7, 2009
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Schruted it

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

Possible derivation from Dwight Schrute.
I'm so sorry man, I really screwed that up, really. I really schruted it.
by scubathugsteve January 19, 2007
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schrutebag

Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.
by Murderface December 24, 2008
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Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
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schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!
by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009
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schlumph

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
by xy&...z February 3, 2010
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