verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)
Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
Michael: What?
Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?
Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.
Michael: What?
Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?
Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.
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It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
"I need to schlumph before the party."
"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."
"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."
"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
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