schmuf

UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer

Bob: Have you got any schmuf?
Schmufflepadr: What kind of schmuf? cocaine? heroin?

by Lukas667 July 22, 2010

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schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

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Schmuddle

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes

Who's up for some schmuddle time!

by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011

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Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.

Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?

by TheDumpman January 26, 2017

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Schmip

A replacement for literally any word, can replace names, insults and items. Often used when angry by those who don't like to swear

Other words include: Schmipping, Schmipped, Schmips, Schmipses.

"Our psychology teacher is such a schmip!" "What a feken schmip!" "Goddamn schmip!"

by Graham de Grant March 18, 2020

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