schmooper

A term of endearment, usually pertaining to a dog.

come here schmooper, good schmoops!

by Pablo de sha June 10, 2019

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schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

by NZAP 9041 April 5, 2016

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The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

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Schmoozey

Slick-fast, smooth talkin' conversation that keeps things light, fun, untrue and entertaining to get the ace in the hole. Being schmoozey is generally employed by schmoozers i.e. greasy weasels of human beings whose very nature is to talk their way into, or out of, any situation with B.S.

"Wow, Vince Vaughn must've been really schmoozey to nab Jennifer Anniston, 'cause she is waaaaaaay hotter than him"

by Ms. Peabody April 29, 2010

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