Shit

1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.

1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.

by assholecritic February 21, 2010

shit

1. a word used to describe the face of an ugly person
2. a small animal--of various shapes and sizes--that is formed in the rectum and born in a toilet bowl
3. good stuff
4. soul food

1. "hey man lemme have a sniff...*whiff* ahh...that the shit dog!"

2.person1:hey you see that guy
person2:which guy, G?
person1:that one!!
person2:WHICH guy motha fucka
person1:The one whose face looks like shit
person2:Ohhhh. Yeah. Yeah I see him, what about him dog?
person1:lets go jump his ass
person2: lets go jump his face
person1: hahahahaha. Aight.

3.person1: hey man move out ma way
person2: I aint in yo way sun
person1: lemme say it again, move out ma way
person2: Hey yo wha the fuck wit da attitude bitch, what? WHAT?*gettinin face* WHAT THE FUCK YOU GON' DO MAN???
person1: *click of magnum*
person2:YOA!!holy SHIT Dog! I-I-I was just playin... you listenin?? I was just...Shit!!!!....*BOOM*

4. kid: Hey mommy can we eat out tonight?
mother:go and ask your father
kid: daddy can we eat out tonight?
dad: go and ask you mother
kid: mom, can we eat out tonight?
mom: Look, kid, i said ask your damn father.
kid: dad, can we eat out tonight?
dad: I already told you son!!! Go and ask that slutty bitch in the kitchen.
kid: mom, dad said i should go and ask you, bitch.
mom: what did you say you little SHIT!?!?!
kid: i said can we eat out tonight?
mom: *pulls out meat cleaver*
kid: shit mommy, SHIT.
mom: wha the fuck you say now, bitch
kid: SHIT!!!!! put that away mommy, your scaring me
dad: is she exposing herself again?? GOD DAMMIT!!! *enters kitchen*
SHIT. SHITTIDY SHITS SHAT SHIT ON ME!!! What have you done woman???

by Dr.dru January 12, 2008

Shit

Spit out sunflower seed shells.

Spiked Nades:

Sunflower seed shells can't be digested, so your shit is spiked with shells. Cuts open your ass causing massive pain for an amount of time to your asshole.

That shit i took was a spiked nade, it ripped my asshole apart!

by Procow March 26, 2010

shit

everything, everyday, all the time.

I can't take this shit!!

by John the Baptist March 29, 2003

shit

1.A word to describe our meaningless desolate and ugly lives we live.
2. Whatever the hell is on the bathroom walls

1. My life is utter shit.
2. What the hell is that SHIT on the bathroom walls.

by Erin February 24, 2003

Shit

1. Verb: Slang for when someone takes a crap.
2. Interjection: When someone usually makes a mistake, they will yell out this word.

Example number 1: "Dude, hold up for a minute, I've got to take a shit."
Example Number 2:
Me: Did you remeber to get the keys?
Donielle: Shit! No...

by Numbah 36 April 25, 2008

shit

A she/him/it
a 's-h-it'

an uncategorized gender.

a hermaphrodite or he/she

that shit is daang ugly

wow I could be a bi if I tapped that shit

shit I want an icecream.
-Hey! dont call me names.
I wasn't...??

shitoramadingdongalooertingjajg

by Renapple March 20, 2007