rookie night

New Years Eve aka Amateur Night

It's the one night that everyone goes out and drinks excessively. Because many inexperienced drinkers can not handle excessive alcohol, it is often referred to as "Rookie Night"

by flooringguy January 2, 2014

rooted

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy:
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"

by Arthur Stagg November 1, 2005

Roofie Roulette

A game that requires everyone playing to get naked. One participant, in a separate room, puts roofies in every drink except for one. Then a different participant comes into the room and mixes up all the drinks and brings them into the room with all the other participants. Everyone drinks a cup and the one person who doesn't get roofied gets to do whatever they what to the rest of the helpless, passed out participants.

We played Roofie Roulette last night, and my ass is killing me

by John Walter D February 18, 2011

roofie

What desperate sick fuckers use to get laid. Its a pill form of the drug rohypnal which causes the taker...or in this case victim..to lose all self control, independence and slight conscious loss so that they can be raped without resistance. Most cases involve the rapist putting the disolvable pill into an unattended beverage.

"Dude here put this in her drink and she'll be easy to handle"
"You fucking sick roofie slipping cunt i hope you die.

by ohwefoh October 5, 2006

Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.

I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?

by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008

Sheep Rooter

A dergatory term for a person from New Zeland. To say that a person has sexual intercouse with a sheep. (Origin: Almost only used by Australian's for making fun of New Zelander's because of the ratio of sheep to people in New Zeland.)

"The All Blacks are a bunch of Sheep Rooters."

by Bigi July 31, 2005

Rocky Mountain Roofie

A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.

"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"

He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High

Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?

Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie

by 2oorsNowtsst November 10, 2010