Quelf

1.) the past tense of a quief (vaginal flatulence)

2.) the evolve form of the quief

1.) eww the last girl in the dressing room totally quelfed I can smell that stank pussy from register.

2.) "quief I choose you" yells ash..... (Many random battles with wild Pokemon later) "look quief is evolving into a quelf!" Misty observes

by Aaron Rai April 20, 2014

quelle dommage

Used sarcastically when someone needs to suck it up. In french it means 'What a shame'.

Stan: And then I stubbed my toe on the copier!
John: Aww, quelle dommage, would you like some cheese with your whine?

by Fat Stanley March 30, 2011

Quelp

Another way to say "Welp" but meaning for "Shit, I fucked up big time."

Friend: “Quelp, I finna die today.”
Friend2: “you better get yo ass back here now.”

by Mokakoffe January 25, 2019

quelin

A super dooper guy. really smart and can sex up the ladies like nobody else.

Quelin plays WWIIOL too much.

by Quelin August 14, 2003

quelle-harsh

Literally translates to "that's harsh."

An exclamation to indicate that, whether it is said in French or English, what has been noticed or brought to attention is bad, shameful, or embarrassing.

Can also be used to describe someone acting in a rotten, terrible, horrible or mean way.

I can't believe that elderly woman is wearing a miniskirt. Quelle-harsh.

or

You are being quelle-harsh. You should be nice.

by KCdowntown April 15, 2009

quelch

Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc.

"Stop quelching, this is a posh resturant"
"But it's so damn tasty"

by Stephenx July 2, 2007

quelch

A cross between queef (a vaginal expulsion of air) and a belch (a loud protrusion of air and often small particles from the mouth). As such, a quelch is a loud belch from the vaginal region often resulting in a light spray emerging from this region.

Hannah quelched all over Rainer's face as he went to fellate her, covering his face in an opaque liquid.

by Matt Coolness August 31, 2007