When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Get the projectile asshole tornadomug. The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.
You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.
Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.
Common with sick people and 5 year olds.
"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."
by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 30, 2010
Get the The projectile snot splatmug. by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019
Get the Projectile nut diseasemug. A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.
by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 8, 2022
Get the Projectile Weenis Syndromemug. by clint roberts November 13, 2007
Get the projectile butt vomitmug. What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018
Get the This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!mug. where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth
“Bethany why are you fl-“
AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo
AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
Get the unlucky projectile mouth hit poomug.