UrbanScribe7's definitions

Lemon

What the fuck? Are you goddamned retarded? It's a fucking lemon you special ed motherfucker. Jesus Christ who let this window licker off of the short bus? Motherfucker searching "Lemon" on UrbanDictionary. Get back in the special ed room before I kick your retarded ass back in there.

Jim:This retarded ass motherfucker just searched "Lemon" on Urban Dictionary.

John: What a fucking window licker.

by UrbanScribe7 November 23, 2019

N-Word Pass

A metaphorical pass that allows you to say nigger or nigga.Usually given by a black friend.

Jim:Damn, I wanna sing this rap song, but it says the N-Word
Jamal: I'll give you the N-Word Pass
Jim: Sweet! 🎶My nigga my nigga🎶

I like to say nigger without an N-Word Pass.

by UrbanScribe7 September 30, 2019

ISIS

The Incredibly Stupid Idiot Society.

ISIS are a bunch of dumbasses.

by UrbanScribe7 April 24, 2017

Axe

-A tool used for cutting wood. Usually felling trees
-An electric guitar
-Walmart for ask.

-Check out my new axe.
-Lets play our new axes!
-May I axe you a question?

by UrbanScribe7 May 3, 2017

WalMart

-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.

-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018