Posner'd

When you've met someone numerous times, sat in their flat watching boxing with them, been on a night out and bought them a drink and given them a lift in your car and when you see them out again, they go to introduce themselves to you as if you've never met.

'Hi, I'm Lewis nice to meet you' (after all the above): you've then been 'Posner'd'

by Neyiyey September 13, 2014

poonergy

You're tired, but after a good poo you have a lot of energy.

I had so much poonergy last night, I couldn't get back to sleep.

by Klue82 January 26, 2018

Pooner Awareness

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings

" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"

by trojun April 15, 2019

Poonerversity

An education institution that soley offers courses relating to shit.

I just saw that I have a clash in subjects at Poonerversity. Looks like 'Introduction to Bowel butter is on at the same time as 'Advanced Meatal Beasting'.

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004

Pofter

another word for fag

Timmy had sex with tom he is such a "Pofter"

by Dawn McKinnon March 23, 2003