porcelain time

The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.

"Where's Bob?"

"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."

"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"

by josjr December 28, 2009

Porcelain Pooper

One who lifts the toilet seat to sit on the porcelain while defecating.

Phil is the only porcelain pooper I know.
shart shit poop toilet muffin

by DTOM6106 October 19, 2010

Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.

Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.

by Queenworks December 15, 2008

Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

by LD June 11, 2004

driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

*Priceless*

A joke that can have different meanings to it.

Fubu shirt - $50
Roca Wear sweatshirt - $80
Sean John hat - $30
Du-Rag - $5

Realizing you're white... - *Priceless*

by GAME50 November 3, 2005

porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

by Eduardo III July 4, 2005