Pigeon

You're playing chess against a Pigeon, and even if you win the Pigeon will smash all the pieces off the board and shit all over it.

It's a human behavior compiled by several different features such as (but not limited to) being a dick, douche or asshole and in a way not giving a shit about other people or acceptable social rules. A pigeon is annoying and is usually enhanced by Alcohol.

Someone spills a drink on your carpet but doesn't clean it up.
- "Man you're such a fucking Pigeon"

A group of drunk girls singing "I wanna dance with somebody" at 5am outside your window with no regards to sleeping residents".
- "Man I wish these pigeons would shut the fuck up. "

A person takes 7 tokes of a joint in 1 go in a circle of 6 people, disregarding the puff puff pass rule.
- "Man that guy is such a pigeon"

by Sebbe SWEDEN November 11, 2014

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Pigeon

When you ejaculate out the second floor or higher window, and hit someone below you, like a pigeon.

Andrew was putting his keys in the door when he felt something on his shoulder. He thought it was a bird, but he got pigeoned by Nick.

by Crackershinobi. June 27, 2009

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The art of having a conversation with someone when you don't know anything about them, sometimes not even their name. Often (but not always) used when sharking (a.k.a picking up) women.

Hey man did you even know that girl you were talking to last night?

No I was just pigeoning.

by LeKtiC July 21, 2010

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